What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 05:16

Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
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-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger